All Posts About Miley Cyrus
Posted October 16th, 2013 by PukeMeister
Confession: I know more about Miley Cyrus than I do about the government shutdown. I am fully aware of how pathetic that sounds but I can’t help it. I don’t make enough money to care about the government and I have a soft spot in my heart for Hannah Montana. Maybe my generation would care more about politics if politicians wore skin colored latex panties and rode around on wrecking balls with ghetto French tip nail talons. It’s just a suggestion.
Everyone has an opinion on Miley and I’m no different. I love the bitch. I don’t have impressionable tweens that grew up watching Miley battle her split personality disorder on Disney and I’m thankful for that. If I had to sit my midriff baring 13-year-old daughter down and explain the concept of slut shaming and a woman’s right to explore her blossoming sexuality with the aid of teddy bears and twerking then yeah, I’d be pissed. But when I see other celebrities writing open letters to Miley like they’re going to help her see the light, I get mad.
When Sinead O’Connor wrote her first open letter to Miley urging her to stop being a prostitute I thought it was sweet, in a crazy-lady-on-the-park-bench-eating-fingernail-clippings sort of way. When Sinead sent a fifth letter I thought it was overkill. Enough is enough. Miley isn’t going to stop wearing Champ’s Sports oversized mesh jerseys and slapping black women on the ass because some washed up Irish potato scented singer with mental instability tells her to. No, Miley is just being Miley and she’s making a ton of money doing it. Miley’s slutty antics have padded her bank account with $120 million. Work bitch!
But perhaps the best thing to come from this entire Mileygate is the recent letter from singer-songwriter Sufjan Stevens. He doesn’t care about Miley’s tongue wagging, man humping, tiny bun headed shenanigans. What upsets him most is her poor grammar. If you haven’t read it yet, do yourself a favor and read it now. It made me realize just how ridiculous this entire Miley circus has been. It also made me realize I haven’t thought about using correct grammar since 2005.
Hopefully Mileypalooza will come to an end, and soon. I’m getting a little tired of reading about a 20-year-old girl’s pantless exploits. Maybe I’ll turn on CNN and find out what’s happening in the world or, at the very least congress. But first I’m just going to listen to “Wrecking Ball” one more time.
Posted October 4th, 2013 by PukeMeister
Miley Cyrus And Sinead O’ Connor Love Writing Each Other Love Letters! Miley was so busy Twerking so hard that she awoke rock stars from the 1990′s! I have to say that although I like Miley and her efforts, Sinead has some really good points in her open letter to Miley. You can read the letter here and also watch out because Miley is taking some wild pictures with photog Terry Richards!
Posted June 7th, 2012 by PukeMeister
Yes, our little Miley Cyrus has grown up so fast! Singer and actress Hanna Montana...wait I meant, Miley Cyrus is engaged to actor Liam Hemsworth! The two lovebirds announced there engagement this week! Congrats to the happy couple! Cyrus is also working on her fourth album! Miley is rumored to be cutting this album with a very edgy/sexy~sound and feel.
Posted March 13th, 2012 by PukeMeister
Jennifer Lawrence, Liam Hemsworth, Miley Cyrus and many other stars took over Hollywood yesterday at the much anticipated Hunger Games Movie premiere!!
Posted November 27th, 2011 by PukeMeister
Miley Cyrus had a big birthday bash at the Beacher’s Madhouse Club at the Roosevelt Hotel last night along with buddy Kelly Osbourne and friends! After Kelly announced that the party had supplied a Bob Marley birthday cake, Miley announced to her guest over an open microphone that “You know you’re a stoner when friends make you a Bob Marley cake”. No word if she was just joking?? Happy Birthday Miley!!
Posted December 10th, 2010 by PukeMeister
Mile Cyrus had the giggles after sucking through the biggest smoke filled BONG In The world! In the video Miley starts laughing hysterically at a dude she thinks looks like her ex-boyfriend Liam!
Posted December 2nd, 2010 by PukeMeister
Rumor has it that these allegedly NSFW photo’s of Miley Cyrus have been leaked online! They are up on IDLYTW Remember they’re not for the faint of heart so you’ve been warned!
Posted September 29th, 2010 by PukeMeister
Miley Cyrus wore a black jack, white dress shirt and black shorts along with some John Lennon style sunglasses while walking out of the Newsroom cafe with a storm of paparazzi and fans awaiting her departure!
Posted January 31st, 2010 by PukeMeister
Miley Cyrus spent the day with her younger sister Noah and her little pal Sophie this weekend while heading into a studio!
Posted January 25th, 2010 by PukeMeister
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