Kevin Federline graced the cover of “Official Hommes” this month while Britney Spears’ new CD “Blackout” hit record stores last night. Britney partied with her cousin Alli Sims at club Winstons last night. After leaving the club Alli got pulled over by the police. It appeared that they let Alli go without a citation, probably because once the cop saw Britney in the passenger seat, she knew Alli had her hands full!

Britney Spears arrived at an LA court house yesterday over a custody battle for her children from former flame Kevin Federline. The quiet afternoon appearance had the world wondering if the two former love birds might ignite an old flame. Britney was heard singing”““Eat it, lick it, snort it, f*%k it,” while walking back and fourth from two or three restroom breaks during her court appearance. Could these be the lyrics heard while listing to her new album backwards? Afterward, Britney was seen speeding away from the court house smiling from ear-to ear! There’s nothing like seeing an old flame again! The judge declared that her visitation rights were extended over the weekend, and that the rest of the matters would be decided over next week!

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Britney Spears got her lips done yesterday!It looked like her lips were so fat afterward that she probably couldn’t see the camouflaged video’razzi getting eat’in by her Mercedes Benz. Looks like brit isn’t to great on those left turns! Check out the old dent on her headlight! O’ ya, and that guy picked a bad day to wear sandals!

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Britney Spears was voluntarily booked at a Van Nuys police station last night! Spears was involved in a minor fender bender back in September that was documented by a video’razzi. Spears left the scene of the accident without leaving her information. The incident was declared a hit & run. Last night it took 45 minutes to process Spears and get her back to Starbucks. The maximum penalty for the crime is 6 months in jail and no Cheetos.

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Britney Spears was granted one overnight stay per week with her children. After court Britney headed over to Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills for some retail therapy!

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Britney Spears was poking out all over the place while shopping at L’Occitane in Malibu today!

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Britney Spears took sister Jamie-Lynn out for a little sushi yesterday when a local lady started yelling at Britney screaming “Nobody wants you in this neighborhood, MOVE! You’re making this neighborhood unsafe!” The lady was also pushing on Jamie-Lynn, and Jamie-Lynn wasn’t having it! Jamie-Lynn stopped and screamed”Move the f*** out,” to the wild lady! This is the second time this week that a strange woman has attacked Britney and the photog’s surrounding her! A few days ago a woman threw a Starbucks drink all over Britney’s car and photog’s. Is this the beginning to a huge backlash from the local folks taking a stand against Britney’s wild antics?

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Thanks to the celebrity addiction to Starbucks we all get to see the daily frappacino chaos that is Britney Spears! Yesterday some lady, probably from team Coffee Bean, started screaming at photog’s that were trying to photograph Britney. Now thats normal, but then the lady threw her coffee all over the photogs! The hot mess mostly landed all over Britney’s white Mercedes! Britney can be seen in the drivers seat covering her face as the lady unleashes her wet latte mess!

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It’s must be a really rough cut of the video. If that’s the final edit then it looks like CRAP! Why doesn’t she wear that blond wig in the video after work? It looked better than those getto weaves she’s been wearing for the last 3 months! Anyway where’s Chris Crackhead when you need him that pole got old real quick in that video..geez!

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Britney Spears doesn’t need to drive, she just has to catch a ride with the paparazzi! Ya, last night Britney got a ride home with a paparazzi after grabbing a fat’ppaccino!

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