Ben Affleck spent the day picking up daughter Violet from school! Violet is now a big sister to new baby sister Seraphina Rose Elizabeth Affleck !

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I’m resurrecting the Daily Puke. Here’s today’s edition:

•  Amy Winehouse’s House Raided (TMZ)
• Nicolette Sheridan Wants to Be a Mom (Celebrity Baby Blog)
• Micky Rourke Charged With DUI (Celebrity Smack)
• Britney Missed 8 of 14 Drug Tests (Pop on the Pop)

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ExtraTv is reporting that Orlando Bloom was involved in a car accident last night while driving a little after 2am!

ExtraTV:

Orlando reportedly crashed into a parked car when another vehicle cut him off. A police officer says that the “Pirates of the Caribbean” star was uninjured and has filed a police report. Speeding and alcohol were not factors in the crash.

UPDATE:Orlando’s reps issue statement:

“Orlando Bloom, who was in a minor car collision late last night, is grateful that no one was seriously injured. Bloom called for help immediately following the incident. He spent last night at the hospital to be with his childhood friend who sustained a minor neck injury. He is thankful that emergency services arrived so quickly and that the ER staff at Cedars Sinai took such good care of his friend.”
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Victoria Beckham’s staffers tricked the Paparazzi this week when arriving on Melrose Blvd., with a look-a-like, life size doll of Victoria Beckham! Many of the photog’s were confused and didn’t understand that the doll wasn’t really Victoria,ha,ha!

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Who are celebrity staffers? “The butlers, the nannies, the personal chefs, the ladies’ maids,” said Beth Torre, editor in chief of Celeb Staff magazine. “The lady’s maid is anybody who can attend to the personal intimate needs of a madam.” It turns out that Celebrity Staffing is a booming business in Hollywood. The government says the number of private household workers in Southern California jumped 67 percent over the last five years.

It’s a different protocol than working an ordinary desk job, a staffer explained, You have to be very careful what you tell people. You can’t give too much information about what you are doing or who you work for. for further info check out the magazine!

http://www.celebstaff.com/

According to the National Enquirer Terrified she’d lose custody of her sons, an out-of-control Britney Spears tried to kill herself twice in the hours after shaving her head. First Britney tried to take her own life by walking into traffic, only to be rescued at the last second by her staff. A short time later she was rushed to a doctor after saying she was going to kill herself and then taking too many Xanax, according to The National Enquirer. Britney’s emotional collapse was triggered by a “reconciliation” with estranged husband Kevin Federline — that was actually meant to be an intervention according to the National Enquirer.