(GalleryOfTheAbsurd) is back!

Ali Lohan quotes!(Celebrilarity)

Miley Cyrus WTF Vanity Fair pics!(Farandulista)

Westley Snipes gets 3 years!(NewsToob)

Hilary Duff’s in 90210!(Geno’s World)

Ashton Kutcher quote!(PoponthePop)

Wino Incarcerated!(Celebwarship)

Frances Bean Cobain & Chanel!(CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

The new D-List show!(NotoriousNews)

Madonna does Tribeca!(CelebritySmack)

Pink & Bai Ling!(Seriously OMG WTF)

Udo Kier who played a bad vampire in BLADE with Wesley Snipes was trying to be a hip rocker dude in Hollywood. Too bad he forgot to dye his grey hair and look at the birth date on his drivers license!

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Credit/David Aguilera

Nicky Hilton and Kevin Connolly split (Celebitchy)

Westley Snipes faces prison for bilking $12 million (Glitterati)

Madonna’s new son arrives in the UK (Stardirt)

Vince Vauhn sues papers for alleging he kissed a mystery blonde (The Bosh)

Lindsey Lohan:Ten more years before im married! (Hollyscoop)

Suzanne Somers vs Al Roker (Cityrag)

Elliot Mintz is very mature for his age (Theevilbeet)

Jennifer Aniston’s reel premiere (Popsugar)