In A new interview with Elle Magazine, Paris Hilton stated “I want kids next year, so i’ve got to get my body ready!” Aww.. so who’s gonna be the lucky daddy…. Ahh,  Adrien Grenier run for your life bro.. I’m just saying!

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Britney Spears certainly did not read the owners manuel for her Porsche Boxster last night. Poor Britney was so excited to show off her new dress that she just about started pumping gasoline into the open driver side door of her car. Luckily, there was a few friendly photogs around to give old Brit a hand. As you can see in the last photo, Britney watched in amazment as the gasoline left the hose and entered her car’s gas tank. DUH!!! And that ugly green dress, dont get me started!

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