Operator: OK, OK. How old is he?

Caller: He’s 50 years old, sir.

Operator: 50? Ok. He’s unconscious? He’s not breathing?

Caller: Yes he’s not breathing sir.

Operator: Ok and he’s not conscious either.

Caller: No, he’s not conscious sir.

Operator: Alright, is he on the floor, where’s he at right now?

Caller: He’s on the bed, sir, he’s on the bed.

Operator: OK let’s get him on the floor.

Caller: OK.

Operator: OK let’s get him down to the floor. I’m going to help you with CPR right now. We’re on our way there, we’re on our way but I’m going to do as much as I can to help you over the phone. We’re already on our way. Did anybody see him?

Caller: Yes we have a personal doctor here with him sir.

Operator: Oh you have a doctor there?

Caller: Yes but he’s not responding to anything. He’s not responding to CPR or anything.

Operator: Ok, well we’re on our way there. If your guy’s doing CPR as instructed by a doctor, he has a higher authority than me. Did anybody witness what happened?

Caller: No, just the doctor, sir, the doctor’s been the only one here.

Operator: OK so the doctor’s seen what happened?

Caller: (aside) Doctor, did you see what happened, sir? (To operator) If you can please …

Operator: We’re on our way, I’ve dispatched these questions on to our paramedics and they’re on their way there sir.

Caller: Thank you sir. He’s pumping his chest but he’s not responding to anything sir, please.

Operator: Ok, we’re on our way, we’re less than a mile away. We’ll be there shortly.

Caller: Thank you sir, thank you.

Operator: Ok sir, call us back if you need any help.

Caller: Yes sir.

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According to “The Sun” Britney Spears‘ new documentary “On The Record” shows an unhappy Britney claiming that her life is now like Ground Hogs Day! So i guess she feels like Bill Murray all the time now! Don’t things get better towards the end of that movie?

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Britney Spears‘ 90 minute documentary airs on November 30 at 10pm on MTV! This is the first time Britney will talk about all her crazyness in her life so grab a bag of cheetos and some Red Bull and hold on to your wigs ya’all and just watch!

Ok where do we start with this one?? Another Hollywood surgery tragedy makeover. Just when we thought it couldn’t get any worse with the so-called miracle injections, Priscilla Presley gets stuck with a phony cosmetic doc that ends up making her look like her face hit a wind tunnel. If you haven’t noticed the dramatically different facial features she has on Dancing with the Stars, you should go check it out… if anything for mere amusement. This botched job can be accredited to Dr. Daniel Serrano (aka Dr. Jiffy Lube), who worked on Priscilla around 2003. Slimeball Serrano (originally from Argentina) hooked into Hollywood’s social A-list and started giving them what he claimed were miracle injections that worked better than Botox.

To make a long story short Dr. Jiffy Lube was indicted by the Feds for smuggling drugs, and use of unapproved drugs. This loser was injecting women with industrial, low grade silicone, which is used to lubricate auto parts. This in turn, causes very serious side effects, not to mention crazy ass deformity. If this guy doesn’t get deported, he is going to have a very serious group of female Hollywood plastics hunting him down. Ruuuuuun for your life!~

The National Enquirer is reporting that Patrick Swayze is dying of Pancreatic Cancer and only has five weeks to live. This is devastating news , Swayze has always had the appearance of complete health and fitness. the National Enquirer claims that for the past month, 55 yr. old Swayze has been traveling to Stanford University’s cancer center in Palo Alto for radical chemotherapy, but his doctors are no longer optimistic that the treatments will be successful. We wish the very best to Swayze and his family.

Britney Spears was voluntarily booked at a Van Nuys police station last night! Spears was involved in a minor fender bender back in September that was documented by a video’razzi. Spears left the scene of the accident without leaving her information. The incident was declared a hit & run. Last night it took 45 minutes to process Spears and get her back to Starbucks. The maximum penalty for the crime is 6 months in jail and no Cheetos.

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1.	Erotica
		2.	Fever
		3.	Bye Bye Baby
		4.	Deeper And Deeper
		5.	Where Life Begins
		6.	Bad Girl
		7.	Waiting
		8.	Thief Of Hearts
		9.	Words
		10.	Rain
		11.	Why’s It So Hard
		12.	In This Life
		13.	Did You Do It?
		14.	Secret Garden

While Britney Spears waited for her driver to fill up the gas tank at a Shell station in Van Nuys yesterday, Britney grabbed her home-made Madonna Erotica CD and started blasting those hits!

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Wow, that was close, i was gonna pack up and leave Hollywood if this one was true! 14yr old Miley Cyrus aka Hanna Montana is not pregnant. An artilce with J-14 magazine was doctured to read as if she was admitting to a pregnancy.

Is Lindsay Lohan the other woman in divorce papers filed by British heiress Stephanie Allen?

Lohan was linked with Dead Stays Alive frontman Tony Allen earlier this month after they were both patients at the Cirque Lodge Clinic in Utah. Now Allen’s wife Stephanie has filed for divorce, citing reports of his infidelity with Lohan. Court documents, obtained by British newspaper News Of The World, claim Allen’s “habitual drug use” and “conduct and relationship with another woman” were to blame for the split. The 52-page document includes press cuttings of the reports of his fling with Lohan. Stephanie Allen is quoted saying, “After my husband’s return from rehabilitation, I was bombarded with calls alerting me to the fact that my husband’s conduct with another woman was on the internet and in gossip magazines.” Tony Allen has always denied sleeping with Lohan, insisting at the time, “We’re great friends.”

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“Scrubs,” tv shows favorite doctor Donald Faison was seen running with his girfriend ( Jessica Simpson’s ex-assistant), Cacee Corn On The Cob while leaving a restaurant over the weekend! Donald originally held the newspaper over Cacee’s nappy head to keep her dry, but when that chicken hair wouldn’t stay put, they both started running like there was no tomorrow!

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