Kim Kardashian was seen picking strawberries from her yogurt yesterday from a yogurt shop just across the street from the one and only “Millions Of Milkshakes! What’s going on here you say? Well ya gotta give Kim some slack, she was in a hurry trying to get back to boyfriend Reggie Bush who was having his car washed at a local car wash next door! Kim supposedly has a frozen dessert at MOM called Kardashian Shake which is basically a big chocolate booty on a stick…ya, you just lick it! Anyway the truth is there is no CelebrityPuke shake …ya, you know what that would look like! So Kim ate all her yogurt and left in Reggie’s clean car of course not before saying hello to one Bobby Trendy.. but that’s another story!

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Lauren Conrad wore a plaid shirt into a Diane von Furstenburg clothing store today…

Lauren can be seen next on the cover of Cosmo magazine during the month of  July…hopefully not in plaid!!! Lauren also has a new book out called “Lauren Conrad L.A. Candy!“

Brenda Song shopped at Kitson today and spent all of her money…Ha-j/k! Brenda just finished “Wendy Wu:Homecoming Warrior 2!”

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Janet Jackson attended the BET awards on Sunday and let the world know how the Jackson’s are coping with the loss of Michael!

Lindsay Lohan allegedly twittered “MJ was playing when this was taken, I’m not that much of narcissist” Lohans twit pic and caption helps capture how the world feels about the loss of superstar Michael Jackson !

Michael Jackson’s understudy/impersonator “Scorpio” reminded fans how good  Michael Jackson was by doing the Moonwalk at the Jackson Encino family home!

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Bobby Trendy wore all black while joining Michael Jackson fans at the Jackson family home in Encino  CA., yesterday!

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Operator: OK, OK. How old is he?

Caller: He’s 50 years old, sir.

Operator: 50? Ok. He’s unconscious? He’s not breathing?

Caller: Yes he’s not breathing sir.

Operator: Ok and he’s not conscious either.

Caller: No, he’s not conscious sir.

Operator: Alright, is he on the floor, where’s he at right now?

Caller: He’s on the bed, sir, he’s on the bed.

Operator: OK let’s get him on the floor.

Caller: OK.

Operator: OK let’s get him down to the floor. I’m going to help you with CPR right now. We’re on our way there, we’re on our way but I’m going to do as much as I can to help you over the phone. We’re already on our way. Did anybody see him?

Caller: Yes we have a personal doctor here with him sir.

Operator: Oh you have a doctor there?

Caller: Yes but he’s not responding to anything. He’s not responding to CPR or anything.

Operator: Ok, well we’re on our way there. If your guy’s doing CPR as instructed by a doctor, he has a higher authority than me. Did anybody witness what happened?

Caller: No, just the doctor, sir, the doctor’s been the only one here.

Operator: OK so the doctor’s seen what happened?

Caller: (aside) Doctor, did you see what happened, sir? (To operator) If you can please …

Operator: We’re on our way, I’ve dispatched these questions on to our paramedics and they’re on their way there sir.

Caller: Thank you sir. He’s pumping his chest but he’s not responding to anything sir, please.

Operator: Ok, we’re on our way, we’re less than a mile away. We’ll be there shortly.

Caller: Thank you sir, thank you.

Operator: Ok sir, call us back if you need any help.

Caller: Yes sir.

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Dozens of fans took time to mourn the King Of Pop last night by  lighting candles and leaving flowers in front of Michael Jackson’s Beverly Hills home!

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LaToya Jackson arrived at her brother Michael’s Beverly Hills home last night to meet with the rest of the family.

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