Poor guy! Can’t even go to the lightbulb store without nasty comments being made! Why does everyone think that you need to be tan? Don’t you know that when you’re all leathery and wrinkley and sun damaged, he’ll look all young and smooth and healthy? I think he looks FANTASTIC!
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I hope he picked up a sun lamp. Dude is pastie-lookin’!
Poor guy! Can’t even go to the lightbulb store without nasty comments being made! Why does everyone think that you need to be tan? Don’t you know that when you’re all leathery and wrinkley and sun damaged, he’ll look all young and smooth and healthy? I think he looks FANTASTIC!