As you probably already now, Kim (Big ass booty) Kardashian’s newly owned Bentley was recently involved with a collision on the 101 freeway. Boo who… poor lil Kardashian’s “week old baby” is now in the shop. What’s a spolied little brat supposed to do now?? Maybe she should make another poorly rehearsed sex tape and use the profits to buy another one. Rumor has it, her little sister is contemplating doing Playboy…. what we don’t need now is another slutty Kardashian running around Hollywood, unless you guys are into that.

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Kate Beckinsale likes hot pockets!(Geno’s World)

93 yr old bodybuilder gives Britney Spears advice! ( Celebwarship)

Christina Aguilera shops in Beverly Hills! ( Farandulista)

Audrina Patridge photo’s!(Right TV)

Jennifer Lopez and her newborns!(NewsToob)

Steve-O checks into Cedars-Sinai!(Notorious News)

It’s a boy for Melissa Joan Hart!(Celebrity Cowboy)

Celebrities when they were young!(CelebritySmack)

Latin Blogs!(Alejandro Pa’ez)

Remembering Richard Grieco!(Seriously OMG WTF)

Oprah hits 246 POUNDS!(Celebitchy)

Heather from Rock of Love!(Pop On The Pop)

Just when things could not get worse for Ms. Spears, & only days after completing How I Met Your Mother (pathetic gig), Britney is featured on South Park….. how dreadful. Not to mention the plot of this episode features her with South Park regulars Kyle and Stan on a mission to get her to the North Pole. Just when I thought How I Met Your Mother was putting her over the edge with her horrific acting skills, South Park comes in with this interesting episode. If you haven’t seen it….. do it now…. and for the love of god, someone please help this child.

South Park video link!

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Knoxville, seen this last week in West Hollywood eating some of that yum yum yogurt. This silly lil bastard decided to attempt some crazy stunt last month on a motorcyle for a 24 hr marathon special for MTV. Ummm let’s just say this painful injury he suffered almost caused him to be bedridden, not to mention a torn urethra. Not so good…and not so good for his girlfriend (if you know what I mean).

Maybe him and his crazy bastard friends on JackAss will take this accident as a warning sign…

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Some old hairy nude sex photos of what looks like actress Krisitn Davis from the “Sex And The City” show have surfaced on the internet! Kristin Davis’ reps have denied that these photo’s are of the actress. Click on the link Flisted (NSFW) and you decide!

Halle Berry has named her newborn daughter Nahla Ariel Aubry! Berry said that playing a parent in her last film, Things We Lost In the Fire, had convinced her to become a mother!

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Alli Sims was spotted @ the Coffee Bean on Sunset last Thursday grabbing a cup of jo. Can someone please tell me what all the hype is about this girl. Other than being Britney (wacko) Spears’ cousin and previous assistant, all she is known for is being the brainless, self described family leech that defended Sam Lufti. If you are not aware who Lufti is, he’s probably one of the biggest manipulating, self controlling losers in Los Angeles. After everything Britney has been through, Sims defended this a-hole. I almost feel bad for Britney. No wonder Alli is currently banned from the Spears’ residence.

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Gwen Stefani mulls baby names!(Geno’s World)

Ashley Tisdale! (Farandulista)

Minnie Driver’s pregnant!(Celebwarship)

Ashlee Simpson in a bikini!(Newstoob)

Heather Mills gets her money!(CelebritySmack)

Paris Hilton’s new show!(Hollywood Headache)

Lilo is broke!(Notorious)

Simon Cowell donates $162k!(PoponthePop)

Halle Berry and boyfriend Gabriel Aubrey welcomed there newborn baby girl yesterday! Halle is said to have waited on naming the child till she met her for the first time.

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Usher and his wifey Tameka (still working off the baby fat) were seen Saturday while shopping at Maxfield’s on Melrose. Doing some post-baby shopping, they seemed to be content for the most part. Last November, they welcomed their son Usher Raymond V in Atlanta following a quiet civil ceremony marriage after cancelling their their lavish wedding event in the Hamptons. I would have rather seen Usher with his former love Rozonda ‘Chilli’ Thomas from Tlc….. but he just couldn’t keep his cheating junk in the trunk. Now he’s stuck with a money-hungry, social climbing leech. How did this woman ever work as a celebrity stylist?! I don’t care how many pairs of Manolo’s shoes or Gucci bags this woman owns, there is one thing you cannot buy and it’s called STYLE.  I wouldn’t even hire this broad to dress my own dog! ugh.

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