
18 yr old Barron Hilton, little brother to Paris Hilton, was busted for DUI in Malibu yesterday. Rick Hilton, Barron’s father, has issued a statement.
“I haven’t been contacted yet by either my son or the police. If what I have heard is true, it is very disturbing and I will have a lot to say- but it will be to my son not the media.”
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……………..WHO IS THIS KID?
Now is the time for Dad Hilton {who is still IN the will to inherit} to teach son how to really bamboozle his way in life, not get arrested, marry rich and cheat often enough to move on to get a richer lover and wife, perhaps title from the social circle of debanched heathens that own the world; because there is no way PeePaw and dad are going to finance the down fall of another ruined child. Paris and Nicole are learning from Mom but this trouble with brother means they will have less reason to hope peepaw changes his mind on taking away their promised millions inheritance.
Given how slow-learning the Hilton kids all seem to be, it’s pretty obvious that family is far too inbred.