The Daily Telegraph is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is broke after spending all of her money parting! Supposedly Lindsay has been forced to sell both her plush properties - a $3.15 million apartment in LA, plus her $1.1 million New York flat for fast cash. There are also reports of extravagant spending.

• A million dollars on one hotel bill

•$137,000 in rehab costs, racking up bills of $30,000, $45,000 and $62,000 for each stint.
• Thousands in legal fees after multiple drink driving convictions.
• $350,000 on luxury Mercedes and BMWs
• A million on clothes
• $70,000 on tanning and hair-styling
• Well over $500,000 on partying

A million dollars on hotels? Uh, Something doesn’t sound right. I’m going to give Lilo a little slack and say she’s probably got a couple of bucks stashed somewhere.

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,22584909-5001026,00.html

Last night Kim Kardashian’s new show “Keeping Up With The Kardashians,” debuted. God knows i’ll never get those 30min’s of my life back! Anyway, the show was basically about an army of Kim Kardashian lookalike drones that slowly destroy what’s left of Olympic hero Bruce Jenner. The show also follows Kim’s half dozen sisters around while Dina Lohan, i mean her mother, scolds her younger sisters from tending bar and dancing on stripper poles before graduating from kindergarten!

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Ya she is, see! Jessica Rose,(Lonelygirl15), stopped by Pooberry in Beverly Hills yesterday! She probably went home and spammed all her friends afterward!

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Pregnant Christina Aguilera let hubby Jordan Bratman run the errands yesterday in Beverly Hills! Christina seemed at ease as she texted people on her cellphone!

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The Osbournes are having a $1 million yard sale with more than 600 lots of memorabilia, jewelry, costumes, paintings, and furniture from their Gothic-style house in Beverly Hills, their Malibu home and their British mansion in Buckinghamshire will be auctioned on November 30 and December 1.

The sale, to raise funds for the Sharon Osbourne Colon Cancer Foundation, includes a gilded Buddha statue, a walnut parquetry inlaid games table, and the couple’s Louis XVI-style master bedroom set.

ExtraTv is reporting that Orlando Bloom was involved in a car accident last night while driving a little after 2am!

ExtraTV:

Orlando reportedly crashed into a parked car when another vehicle cut him off. A police officer says that the “Pirates of the Caribbean” star was uninjured and has filed a police report. Speeding and alcohol were not factors in the crash.

UPDATE:Orlando’s reps issue statement:

“Orlando Bloom, who was in a minor car collision late last night, is grateful that no one was seriously injured. Bloom called for help immediately following the incident. He spent last night at the hospital to be with his childhood friend who sustained a minor neck injury. He is thankful that emergency services arrived so quickly and that the ER staff at Cedars Sinai took such good care of his friend.”
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Britney Spears was granted one overnight stay per week with her children. After court Britney headed over to Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills for some retail therapy!

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Ok magazine is reporting that Jessica Simpson and Orlando Bloom secretly arrived together to Wednesday’s Hennessy Artistry event at Paramount Studios.

According to OK magazine:

“Orlando and Jessica slipped in a little after 8 p.m. and remained backstage for roughly 20 minutes before leaving together,” an eyewitness told OK!”

Wow, why can’t Jennifer Aniston keep these guys around longer than for a weekend trist?

Source:Ok Magazine

Britney Spears was poking out all over the place while shopping at L’Occitane in Malibu today!

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 Bec and Shay-B, Two band mates from the popular rock band SSX.com, headed over to Disneyland this week! Planning on a fun filled day, the ladies thought it would be fun to dress up for there little day with the big mouse! To the girls surprise upon arriving at the pearly gates they were refused entry!

According to SSX.com:

Bec and Shay-B recently went to Disneyland dressed like this…
And Disney reps refused to let them in. They stated that costumes were not allowed in the park.
So the two took off the gloves and bought Disney brand T-Shirts from a store in Downtown Disney.
So the only thing left on the girls that appeared to be any sort of costume was the skirts.
They were still refused entrance to the park. Bec asked the “manager” if she had to go buy shorts, would they then let them in the park? He stated, “I don’t know, we’ll have to see what you look like then.”
HELLO?? Shorts and a Disney T-Shirt and they’d still have to think about it?
An onlooker stated,
“Well I hope that’s not a problem, because I was planning on wearing shorts and a T-Shirt myself!”
So is it the problem of make-up? Or just looking good?

Source:SSX.com

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