Britney Spears took cutie little Sean Preston out shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday! In the first picture Britney looks pissed! But Britney’s good at crowd control, and after she demanded space from the mob of fans and photog’s, everything quickly simmered down. After about twenty minutes of shopping, Britney smiled to the waiting crowd and headed home, just like a normal mom!

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Boys will be boys! Looks like Sean Preston’s giving Maddox Jolie-Pitt a little tongue competition!

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If you like Hilary Duff’s music you’ll like this chick! Check out behind the scenes of Stevie Jewels new music video “One Last Kiss!”

“I Didn’t F*** You!” is how Courtney Love responded to her attorneys after they informed her that she still owed them $341,000 plus interest! Love used the Attorneys services during a 2002 lawsuit with former bandmates of her late husband’s band “Nirvana“ which she earned nearly $9 million.”

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Some crazy photo’s have surfaced on the internet depicting boxer Oscar De La Hoya wearing a female fishnet body suit, pink panties, high heels and a wig! the photo’s are rumored to be fake but the agency that posted them are claiming they are real!

A stripper from Scores night club is claiming that she had a year-long affair with Del La Hoya and that she took the pictures, according to NYDN!

“She says she took the photos at the Ritz-Carlton in Philadelphia on May 17.”

“He wore size 9 ladies shoes. He also liked wearing thigh-high nylons. He liked sex games. He and the girl would sit in a chair that they’d pretend was a motorcycle. He’d pretend he was the girl on the back of motorcycle. She’d be the guy. He’d grab her around the waist and squeal, ‘Faster! Faster!’“

Ey Coramba, can’t ya just stick to Levi’s and boxing Oscar!

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Michael Chiklis grabs some drinks for his family in Malibu over weekend! Did ya know that Chiklis credits actor Burt Reynolds for saving his acting career after he was sorta black listed in Hollywood for his horrid performance as John Belushi in a film called “Wired“  back in the 1980’s! Burt saved him by casting him in a tv show called “B.L.Stryker.”ÂÂ

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Serj Tankian from the band “System Of A Down” was in Malibu over the weekend with friends and family! Serj is working on a solo album called “Elect The Dead“ due to arrive October 23, 2007!

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Paris Hilton and her pooch were seen leaving a modeling agency yesterday with actor Alexander Vaggo and Brannon Castleberry in Beverly Hills! Paris is slated to play character Cristabelle Abbott in a film called “The Hottie And The Nottie.” It’s about a gal who won’t marry her boyfriend until he finds a guy for her ugly girlfriend! Ha!.. It Sounds like a documentary about Nicky and Paris!

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Katherine Heigl had lunch at the poison Ivy Restaurant along with a few awaiting fans and photogs! Katherine is due to get married to fiance Josh Kelley during the month of December at their ranch in Utah!

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If you like the “Hitman” video games your gonna love this movie! In other news, ET Tonight is reporting that there may have been a Contract Hit put out on Kevin Federline. Who would do such a thing y’all?

ET Tonight:

ET has several reliable sources that the FBI and LAPD are investigating legitimate leads on a contract hit on KEVIN FEDERLINE’s life.Multiple sources tell ET that the FBI made attempts to contact Federline to inform him of the potential danger.Sources within the FBI tell ET that this is the bureau’s standard operating procedure when someone’s life is threatened. ET has been working this story for the past two months. When contacted, the FBI told us that the bureau cannot confirm or deny an investigation.

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