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Sorry Michael K. I couldn’t resist!

Warning:Chick actually puke’s on video!

Wow, that was close, i was gonna pack up and leave Hollywood if this one was true! 14yr old Miley Cyrus aka Hanna Montana is not pregnant. An artilce with J-14 magazine was doctured to read as if she was admitting to a pregnancy.

The Post Chronicle is reporting that Meg White of The White Stripes has a sex tape. They have posted the naughty clips of the video on there site. The White Strips cancelled some of there concerts a few weeks ago due to Meg’s acute anxiety, could it have been do to this video instead?

Is Lindsay Lohan the other woman in divorce papers filed by British heiress Stephanie Allen?

Lohan was linked with Dead Stays Alive frontman Tony Allen earlier this month after they were both patients at the Cirque Lodge Clinic in Utah. Now Allen’s wife Stephanie has filed for divorce, citing reports of his infidelity with Lohan. Court documents, obtained by British newspaper News Of The World, claim Allen’s “habitual drug use” and “conduct and relationship with another woman” were to blame for the split. The 52-page document includes press cuttings of the reports of his fling with Lohan. Stephanie Allen is quoted saying, “After my husband’s return from rehabilitation, I was bombarded with calls alerting me to the fact that my husband’s conduct with another woman was on the internet and in gossip magazines.” Tony Allen has always denied sleeping with Lohan, insisting at the time, “We’re great friends.”

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“Scrubs,” tv shows favorite doctor Donald Faison was seen running with his girfriend ( Jessica Simpson’s ex-assistant), Cacee Corn On The Cob while leaving a restaurant over the weekend! Donald originally held the newspaper over Cacee’s nappy head to keep her dry, but when that chicken hair wouldn’t stay put, they both started running like there was no tomorrow!

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Britney Spears’ former bodyguard Tony Barretto has given a statement to “News Of The World” accusing Britney with some serious allegations. Barretto claims in his statement to News Of The World that he believes Britney was under the influence of drugs and alcohol while with her children.

A Portion of Tony Barretto’s statement according to NewsOfTheWorld.co.uk:

She went on a date with musician Day, 26—who she’d met in rehab—telling her worried protection team she didn’t need them. Tony said: “We did security checks on Howie and told her he was trouble. But she ignored us.”

Hours later hysterical Britney, 25, called aides, claiming Day was refusing to let her leave their hotel room. Tony recalled: “She said she wanted to cancel the tour. She was very confused. We asked her if she was OK and reminded her she had a show to do. Then Howie came on the phone and started arguing with us. We knew we had to get to her fast.”

Tony raced to LA’s plush Mondrian Hotel with another bodyguard and Britney’s best friend and PA Alli Sims. When they got to their room they found the door open and an appalling scene inside.

Tony said: “We could see Britney all red-eyed from crying. Howie was lying in his boxers asleep on the bed. The hotel room was trashed.

“There were half-eaten plates of food everywhere. There were blankets all over the floor, clothes strewn everywhere. The trash was emptied everywhere over the floor.

“The entire place was littered with empty beer bottles and liquor bottles, small glasses of ice and cigarette butts everywhere.

“On the surface of the dresser, I could see mounds of white powder and a straw on top. I suspected it was cocaine or powdered methamphetamines.

“By the side I spotted a glass pipe, which I knew from my drugs training was often used with crystal meth.”

The drug has similar effects to amphetamine and ecstasy. Overdosing can cause heart failure. Tony went on: “I couldn’t believe what I was seeing.

To read the rest go to Newsoftheworld.co.uk

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Britney Spears was charged today with one count of hit and run causing property damage and one count of driving without a valid drivers license. The misdemeanor charges carry a maximum of six months in jail. The charges stem from a fender bender she had in a parking lot in August.

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George Clooney was involved in a motorcycle accident in Palisades New Jersey this Friday. Clooney and his new gal pal Sarah Larson were both on a motorcycle when the motorcycle was struck by a car. Clooney was treated for a hairline rib fracture and road rash. Larson’s foot was broken during the accident.

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Britney Spears took cutie little Sean Preston out shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday! In the first picture Britney looks pissed! But Britney’s good at crowd control, and after she demanded space from the mob of fans and photog’s, everything quickly simmered down. After about twenty minutes of shopping, Britney smiled to the waiting crowd and headed home, just like a normal mom!

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Boys will be boys! Looks like Sean Preston’s giving Maddox Jolie-Pitt a little tongue competition!

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