According to Dog Yoda Nicole Richie is set to marry Joel Madden on October 13, 2007 in Laguna Beach California. “May the fat stay on you!”

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Avril Lavigne actually gave her last few fans the time of day! Avril’s fans caught up with her after the Sum 41 concert in Grand Rapids Michigan!

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After the concert, Avril had a small birthday party in the venue with her husband and his bandmates. We were eventually able to get her a message that some of her fans were waiting with gifts for her outside and she came right out.

We asked Avril and Deryck if we could get photos with them and they were absolutely happy to do it. So we all got individual photos with Avril and then the two people I was with took photos with Deryck, but just as I was about to take my photo with Deryck, Avril started asking me what I was studying in university so I missed getting one. Then, when he came back to say they had to leave Avril asked him to take a picture with me first because I had missed getting one before! By this time I had even forgotten that I hadn’t
had a photo with Deryck, but she still remembered.

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Last night was the gigantic 13th annual Nocturnal Festival in downtown Los Angeles! It was huge! Paul Van Dyk was insane! The Chemical Brothers, Carl Cox, Benny Bennassi were just a few that kept the hundreds of thousands of fans dancing till four in the morning!

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David Letterman doesn’t hold the punches with Paris Hilton! You gotta see this video! Hilarious! Dave Letterman hasn’t been this funny in years! I actually thought Paris was going to start crying on stage!

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The world held it’s breath yesterday as Britney Spears destroyed all hope of keeping her diet by drinking what looked like an 800 calorie frappaccino with whip from a Starbucks in Malibu CA.! Also can you “Believe” that they used what looks like Britney from 1985 in that photo with her new fragrance!

Angelina Jolie spoke at the Clinton Global Initiative meeting yesterday. Jolie shares an experience she had with two Syrian refugees.

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Hey we didn’t get our cupcake! Happy Birthday Phoebe Price! Sorry we missed ya yesterday!

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The “Greys” have been walking among us for some time now. These alien beings have been monitoring Hollywood A-Dlist phenomenon. Rebecca Gayheart may be one of the first beings to shed her disguise!This is the first hard evidence since the UFO crash in Rosewell New Mexico!

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Taryn Manning’s probably used to wardrobe dressing her because that outfits UGLY!  Despite her poor choices in clothing, it looks like Taryn’s been working hard. Taryn’s got five movies coming out, Shifter, Last resort, The Speed Of Thought, just to name a few! Keep up the hard work fugly!

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funny man Pauly Shore was slobbing on an ice cream or a chocolate bar the other night.. dude don’t care who’s watching!

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