Avril Lavigne convinces her mouth to keep closed


Avril Lavigne had lunch in Beverly Hills today, and managed not to chuck-a-loogy! Need i say more……

Key Note-In reference to the fact that Aviril Lavigne spit on photographers this week.

66 Responses to “Avril Lavigne convinces her mouth to keep closed”

  • Michael says:

    Hilarious photo!

  • Kristen says:

    She got tired of sharing her DNA!

  • When it comes to the transmission of spit disease “who would know more about this dreaded catastrophic pandemic then the renowned and most celebrated her hinnest Avril Lavigne”. She has had these phenomenal insights and came divinely endowed to administer to all those sick and afflicted souls in need of heavenly intervention.

  • ashley a says:

    shes not even spitting so i dno wa ya all on about

  • Lu says:

    They’re about that she’s done spitting.

  • sesso gay says:

    sesso gay…


  • Ashley says:

    cute pic but loss the blonde hair!

  • sarah says:

    oh my gosh so what a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do girls don’t act like you’ve never done that i mean come on haven’t you been sick before

  • Kaline says:

    lol well i think she should keep the blonde hair if she goesback to being a punk will have more spit then we can handle.

  • Punk says:

    never knew being a punk was a crime kaline,,
    sry to say its actually an easier crowd to get along with then all those queer kids that are ‘in’ the social scene,,
    and avril never was punk she was a fakie,,
    but needless to say she was amazingly hott despite the fakeness

  • her biggest fan says:

    leave her alone it might or not be true but how would u like it if i made rumors about u.all i know is every one dose stuff like that.and that shes my idol.im not her fan 4 nothing

  • wise 101 says:

    shes wright^and Mind URE BIZZ NOT AVRILS:(

  • Anonymous says:


  • Magz says:

    ok, why the hell is everybody fighting about Avril spitting??? And by the way, the blode hair suits her soooo much better!

  • rock hard and long says:

    those of u who insalt her.she does not care as long as her fans yet remain as her fans

  • _2014 says:

    ure all idots their 4 leve her alone.cuse ure just makeing a full of ure self

  • #44 says:

    im only 11 and u people must not no what its like to see and here people talking like this about the 1 u look up too,ive been useing fake names to stick up 4 and i still will.her bigest fan,wise101,rock hard and long,_2014,and#44

  • #44 says:

    let me no hen ure going to make a new rumors ill be watting.:[.l..

  • Kait says:

    I dont see what the big issue is abotu her spitting i mean i do it all teh time… who cares if its not “lady like” not all of us are girly grils. And sorry to say mr punk… she never said she was punk, it was all her managers and shit that started calling her the punk princess. and If u dont like her for who she is cause thats to damn bad cause all your going to get is who she is… and if u cant handle is buzz off and stop wasiting ur “preciose” time basshing someone you obvliously dont give a shit about. and if u wanan bash people u dont give a shuit about liek i sdaid its a waist opf breath cause if you dont like them they probablly dont like you either so they probablly dont giver a shit what u have to say or diss about them.

  • AVril SUKS says:

    She sucks nutts. Kick her lame ass of the stage!!! She’s such a disgrace!

  • AvRiL FreAkiE FaNz says:

    DuuHH…U juz jealous cuz shez pretty cutie lil punkie *lmao* n yea i totaly love her new single..

  • xx laura xx says:

    Avril is de best if u got a problem wiv her then tell it to someone who cares.STAY OFF HER WEBSITES if u dont like her.stupid people.

  • me&mine...* says:

    ….like whatever!!! leave her aone! or ill kick ur buts u all *** she spitts so what??? just put ur stinky ass away from her and leave her alone! i think she knows whats she doing… so dont worry!

  • Kate Lazyrina says:

    Did you see these strange boots? She always wear very fashionable clothers? but here…Oh,no…HER BEST FAN.From Russia with love…

  • *JAK-KAY*69 says:


  • KiRsTy.... says:

    wat the hell is your guys problem? leave the chick alone, i mean come on, is she the only person in the world who spits? um No!! everybody does it, just because she is famous, popular and goodlooking unlike you nut suckers does not give you the right to diss her. so im my opinion GET A LIFE!! anyway – rock on avril your awesome…

  • Not Telling says:

    I just don’t get why she would do that. I am a big Avril Lavigne fan, and I want to say good things about her. I do not want her to make the same mistakes as Britney Spears.

  • kate says:


  • ROCH says:

    she does what she does, I thnik because ,she thniks those guys need a break from chasing her.
    i thnik they needed a shower anyway?
    Today i go get you new cd AL. If it as good as the last 2 you are GRRRrreat!!!

  • Carreer Over lol says:

    Well…. hopefully we won’t have to see much more of avril….Ding, your bit of fame is now over !!!!!!!!! Can you say spice girls hehehe

  • Alexxutza says:

    you all have way to much time on your hands…
    I know you were here Kristie:p

  • BNW_society says:

    In Brave New World, Aldous Huxley conjures up a horrifying, but often comic, vision of a future utopia in which humans are processed, conditioned, regimented, and drugged into total social conformity. The World State infantilizes its citizens by allowing them instant gratification and denying them responsibility. It assigns every citizen to a caste and a particular social function before birth, it encourages its citizens to use soma regularly, and it conditions its citizens to have no identity independent of the World State.

    The society presented in Brave New World differs drastically from that of our own. Real life is not smooth, it has its ups and downs. The tranquil calm of a summer evening owes some of it’s appeal to the contrast between it and the harsh winter winds, both are beautiful in their own way. The joy of reunion is only possible after the sorrow of parting. That’s life, a rich and varied tapestry, which is something the inhabitants of Brave New World sadly don’t have.

    Brave New World is a dystopia. The book suggests that the price of such “happiness” is the sacrifice of many things that we hold dear, family, home, freedom, motherhood, and love. It is not a price that I would be willing to pay. I never had the feeling for even a second, that everyone was happy in Brave New World. It seemed more to me to be a lobotomised society, and “happiness” that was not chosen, but was an enforced norm. If a society were created where everyone had to be beautiful, after the last surgery was performed, or the last genetic manipulation completed, would there be any beauty? Is not every value a contrast to another?

    In monkeys given free access to cocaine, they will no longer eat, hold, or feed their young, and will take the cocaine until they die. There is a big difference between this and living. Happiness is certainly one goal, but I believe a bigger goal than happiness is fulfilling the expression of each individual’s potential. The kind of happiness that is ubiquitous in Brave New World is merely the “vulgar” kind of pleasure. It comes at the expense of realizing other forms of happiness, eudaemonia and meaning. It is the equivalent of gorging yourself on junk food. Perhaps the junk food is enough to satisfy your hunger, give you the taste equivalent of cheap thrills, and ultimately keep you alive, but what you miss out on are the more sophisticated pleasures of an exquisitely cooked dinner or a subtle and complex wine, as well as the quality kind of nutrients you need for optimal health.

    If everyone were happy, or even sad, all the time, wouldn’t there be a kind of social “heat death”? Without differences of affect from person to person, or from time to time, how could any social change at all ever happen? Uniformity of human temperament would lead to stagnation. If universal happiness requires uniformity of humans, then I won’t have it, even if that uniformity can be achieved through peaceful means.

    Also, the society presented in Brave New World is extremely materialistic. Brave New World is the ultimate throw-away consumer state, “better to end than mend” is one of their mantras, after all. Therefore, the problem of promoting happiness then simply reduces to reliance on material competence. The feelies do not provide actual happiness, they do not provide “actual” anything, since they are just a virtual experience. A person who goes to the feelies knows they are going to the feelies. It is not reality, although it is a state-prescribed normality. A virtual experience is just that. it is real in one sense, but only in the sense that a picture of an apple is real. The picture is real, but I can’t eat it.
    If happiness is the only goal, what would be wrong with killing everyone in the world except one person, if that one person is irrepressibly happy? If you painlessly kill everyone in the world but that one happiest guy, the average happiness increases.

    The inhabitants of Brave New World do have negative thoughts and feelings, but they just stuff them back down with soma. Should we just start dishing out heroin then? In the words of the Resident Controller of Western Europe, “No pains have been spared to make your lives emotionally easy, to preserve you, as far as that is possible, from having emotions at all.” This tells us something about how this society came into being, it alludes to a blood-soaked past in which no pain was spared. Those who have no emotions certainly cannot be happy.

    In Brave New World, individuals are conditioned to think, act, feel, believe, and respond the way the government wants them to. Youngsters are terrorised with electric shock torture. Is that a price worth paying for happiness, even “true” happiness? I defy anyone to say it is, unless they are prepared to undergo it themselves, and put their own children through it.

    In other words, I believe that everyone is not happy in Brave New World. No-one is happy, no-one is really unhappy, that’s the point. John the Savage has a conversation about this topic with Mustapha Mond. John is bemoaning the loss of real human emotions. Mustafa Mond explains to John, “You’re confusing happiness with the over-compensations for misery”, in his defence of the state prescribed and enforced soma dream of happiness. The artificial happiness they experience is nothing more than the ultimate method of social control.

    For example, if you need to keep someone imprisoned for a very long time, you either need to have them under constant surveillance or make them so comfortable they won’t attempt to escape. It’s hard to keep an entire population under surveillance and it is not very effective, peasants have a nasty habit of revolting. So, if you want to keep the people in their places, you must make their lives comfortable.

    The World Controller and his predecessors have gone even further, they have conditioned the populace to “enjoy” their lives. Remember the words of the hymn, “The rich man in his castle, the poor man at his gate.” That’s what this is about, keeping people in their places. It’s why John’s mother speaks of getting pregnant with John, “Imagine it, me, a Beta.” It just isn’t compatible with her station, and she cannot accept it.

    Do not mistake Mustafa Mond as the revealer of truth. He is defending a sytem in which he is the supreme ruler. In fact, he himself admits the sterility and joylessness of the Brave New World society, when he talks about Bernard Marx’s reaction to being exiled in Iceland.

    “You’d think he was having his throat cut! If he had any sense, he’d appreciate that, far from being punished, he’s being rewarded. He’s going to an island filled with the most interesting people. Anyone worth talking to or with an ounce of independent thought will be there. Everyone who rejects orthodoxy, who has any individuality, is there.”

    To suggest that there is no ruling elite in Brave New World is laughable. The Alphas and Betas are a deliberately engineered elite, who occupy all the positions of power and make all the decisions. They rule. To suggest that they are not a ruling elite because they are themselves a part of the system is plain daft. The MP’s in our current society are part of the system and are just as human as you or me, but they’re still a ruling elite. The upper classes perpetuate a system which inflicts deliberate brain damage upon the lowest caste of Brave New World, just to keep them satisfied with drudgery. It is an horrific nightmare of a society.

    Therefore, at heart, Brave New World is a state prescribed and enforced dream of happiness, designed to keep people in their places, not for their own good, but for the good of the ruling elite. It also has parallels to keeping people in comfortable slavery, it’s still slavery. Even a velvet cage is still a padded cell. I’d rather be free to pursue happiness, than forced to live out what someone else has decided is happiness, and if that means taking the negative aspects with the positive aspects, so be it. I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery, where independant, unfettered thought is not outlawed. Therefore, I would prefer to live in our current world rather than the dystopian society presented by Brave New World.

    “Espariato gwambustrio de bundre de kiritashi yomatoizo”

  • nicole says:

    she is pretty but totally stupid

  • Ashlyn says:


  • Anonymous says:

    i think she, at this stage is a total bitch! like when she became famous she was awesome n a good rocker now shes just too britney n jessica simpson wanna be!! dude all i can see is just open ur eyes get this shit out of ya!! i was a big fan of avril now i hear ppl talking abt her i just walk away im not intressted to hear abt her!! shes not cool anymore…..she became dumb!!

  • Tina, 13 says:

    i think shes really awsom n she rocks my life!! i still like her music and her since the dasy she got famos till now! shes soo cool! im really proud of bieng her fan!!…..keep on rocking avril!!..

  • BNW_society says:

    Dear Editor.

    Racism is the belief that certain races are better than other races. Racial intolerance exists in all countries, although it is more common in certain nations. Since the beginning of mankind, racial minorities have often been discriminated and persecuted. Today, racism is again on the rise. I believe that racial prejudice has no place in modern society in any form whatsoever. It should be fought in every possible way, no matter how small the offense is.

    The cause of racism is fear and ignorance. Throughout the course of human events, strangers have often been feared. In an undesirable situation, many people prefer to blame somebody else. Racial minorities have been blamed for a variety of different reasons. For example, Adolf Hitler blamed the Jews for Germany’s problems, and the result was genocide. With fear and distrust, racism brings about an attitude of social distrust and insecurity.

    Secondly, racism is a dangerous ideology because it promotes unnecessary violence and hatred. Historically, racism has been a motivating factor and a justification for violence, slavery, and war. Racism has started several wars and killed millions of people. I believe that racism is incompatible with a civilized society.

    In addition, racism promotes the use of false stereotypes. Incorrect generalizations are sometimes promoted by the mainstream media. For example, Time magazine came under criticism for altering a photograph of Orenthal James Simpson to make his skin appear darker. African Americans believed that Time magazine had promoted racism by perpetuating the stereotype that African American men commit violent crimes.

    In support of Article 21 of the United Nations Universal Declaration of Human Rights, every human being has the right to freedom from discrimination. Racial discrimination is a violation of a fundamental human right. Racial discrimination is illegal in many countries. Unfortunately, such laws tend not to be enforced very often.

    Racial intolerance is a very sensitive issue. Although racial intolerance has decreased since the beginning of the 20th century, it has not been fully eliminated. Racism manifests itself through a variety of different forms. Racism is caused by fear and ignorance, promotes unnecessary violence and hatred, and promotes the use of false stereotypes. These reasons only reinforce an opinion shared by almost every civilized human. To fight racism we must educate our next generation to accept and understand the concept of racial equality. The only way this can happen is through attacking the problem in everyday life interactions.

    Steven Kim

  • shantwiizzle says:

    yea yea so wat….she spit on y’all get over it itsz jus hard being a celebrity

  • brady says:

    she can spit on me anytime!

  • leave the girl alone their is nothing wrong with that pic i say to the bitches that dont like avral s.t.f.u.

  • i love u avril

  • ha ha says:

    rock on girl i love u r new single

  • hi Avril. I love that song girlfriend i is so puke up and all your song and your one of my puke friends. o im f to i sang when i was little it was so cool. one of my songs is pop punk and so NICOLE punk cool talk to you later i got to get going to get to my c be for i late bye by nicole aders

  • Elisha says:

    Now, she spits on photogs for fun!

  • Brit says:

    She looks like she emits a foul odor.

  • pink fishy says:

    Brit don’t judge o.k

  • Annie says:

    avril lavigne rocks

  • blssythrtn says:

    suckas! liv her alone! ur jus mad cos shes EVERYTHING UR NOT.!!
    show her face and stop toking behind her back , ure jus mad cos she got wat u lack! dumbasses.

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  • Avril is a hottie!!

  • Bongtasia says:

    dumb as bitch spitting on her fans.like wtf? is wrong with this ignorant bitch

  • sarah says:

    wowww!!!its hot

  • Jennifer the Punk/musician says:

    She didnt spit on fans it was actaly a poparazzi. And if it was me I would of done the same thing if they were in my face w/ camaras and saying a bunch of shit.

  • Max says:

    i just think that whoever took this picture really hates avril, but what ev, and anonomous, she’s no brittany spears wanna be, infact, she knows what she’s doin and it’s not like she went and had babies that ruined her career, instead she went out and made hits like “girlfriend” and “when ur gone” (both rele good) and spitting on a paparazzi that’s getting under ur skin is no big deal, anyone would have donw the same… SO LAY OFF!!

  • simona says:

    avril you got sued!!
    what’s this all about???
    why are you making videos like girlfriend?
    it’s stupid and dumb
    stop acting like you like her people cause inside she’s not what you think!
    she might be pretty i agree but come on!!!!
    she shows the middle finger every time the comra shows on her!!!
    and her videos are stupid!

  • hAi!!!! iDol hOw aRe yOu?? mWuAaAaahhhh… tNx!!!!!

  • JESSICA says:


  • lisa says:

    I like her music

  • ina says:

    hej you are a preety girl and i like so much yuor songs

  • hilton says:

    i love her husband

  • simona says:

    im so sorry for saying all thoughs things i just dont really like the ideo girl friend but still oh and your new song “hot” rox!!!! but not the video (lol)
    oh and i luv it how youi did that remix for girlfriend especially since you did it with LIL MAMA !!

  • holly shit, i love avrl, shes my bitch

  • chelsea wilson says:


  • Cynthia says:

    I love Avril Lavigne!!!!
    She’s the best!!!!!!!
    She rokzz!!!!!!!
    sh’e just the best….so stop messing with her!!

  • Cynthia says:

    oh bye the way
    I love her blonde hair.
    She looks so pretty!!!
    Hot [[like her song]]

  • Sprmcandy says:

    Avril is a Pretty girl, one I would not mind watching suck me off until she gagged on my thick creamy sperm. Lucky her.

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